Showing posts with label Insanity in the family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Insanity in the family. Show all posts

Sunday, August 29, 2010

I love Paris

To quote the great Cole Porter:

Every time I look down on this timeless town
whether blue or gray be her skies.
Whether loud be her cheers or soft be her tears,
more and more do I realize:

I love Paris in the springtime.
I love Paris in the fall.
I love Paris in the winter when it drizzles,
I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles.

I love Paris every moment,
every moment of the year


There's just something about this city that resonates with me. It's hard to explain what, or justify the why. I look forward to walking around and assaulting the locals with my pathetic French, and am still in awe every time I walk on Voie Georges Pompidou or am walking past The Louvre. The buildings and churches and castles never change, but each time I walk past them, I discover something new. Whether it's a missed sculpture, or a particularly unique coffee shop, Paris awakens the dormant explorer in me, and makes me feel like a little kid in a candy store. I can walk around for miles and miles without a care in the world, and even though my feet cry for respite, my mind and heart yearn for more. It's always had a special place in my heart, and if this trip was any indication, it will continue to do so for some time to come.

On my way to Paris, I had decided to blog about this the "right way." I was going to make a note of names and places of all the restaurants where I had a meal, and list all the cafes and do some actual critiquing. The plan was foolproof, I had my ever handy IPod Touch and was making a note of everything both days. But my lifelong aversion to Steve Jobs and everything Apple reared it's ugly head yet again. On my way back form Paris, I realized that my entire notepad had been wiped out, as had all my music. I had a mini breakdown in the train. It was not pretty. There was no knight in shining armor to rescue me either. So details of the Paris trip will not be like I imagined it to be and I'm going to have to wing it. Please send a letter of complaint to Steve Jobs for me, will ya?

I took train out from Zurich to Paris on Friday evening. It was a five hour train ride, with stunning views of rolling green hills and pretty farms along the way. The train pulled into Gare Du Nord at around 9:30 in the evening, and my hunger levels had reached insurmountable heights. The brother met up with me at the station and we walked to the hotel, which was about a five minute walk from the station. My brother tried to make conversation with me, but all I could think and talk about was food. Since the brother has seen the monster that I turn into when denied food, we quickly dropped my bag off at the hotel and made our way to the nearest falafel joint. It was only after devouring an entire falafel and some halloumi and some fatayer did I feel human again. I was exhausted from a busy week at work, so we decided to call it an early night and made our way back to the hotel.

Next morning we woke up reasonably early, and made our way to a pretty decent Crepe place. I've always believed in the saying, "Why have one crepe when you can have two?" and I proceeded to do just that:



Some people double fist on alcohol; I double fist on crepes. That's how I roll. After crepes, we walked around on Rue Lafayette, home to many a stores and smaller cafes. We stopped at a cafe for some coffee and made our way to Place de la Concorde. This is one of the biggest squares in Paris, with sweeping views of The Eiffel Tower, Arc De Triomphe, Jardin des Tuileries, and the Louvre. The weather was perfect, with not a cloud in the sky, and we took at least a dozen pictures around the fountains and of the entire square:



From there, we walked on Champs-Elysees and made our way to Arc de Triomphe - a monument about the Napoleon wars.



The top of the arch lists names of all the soldiers who fought for Napoleon, while the inside lists the names of all the cities and towns Napoleon conquered.



I know all this because of the hired tour guide a.k.a my brother. He was willing to share his fountain of knowledge in exchange for good cafes and crepes. Everyone in my family will work for food. We're cheap that way.

Interesting fact: Did you know that Napoleon was only 5'2? Who says short people can't conquer the world? This gives me hope of one day turning my dreams of world dominion into reality.

The inner child in me that needs to be fed every two hours started to scream for food again, and we began our hunt to find a good place for lunch. Came across a wonderful Mediterranean place, whose name I'd give you, were it not for Steve Jobs. Instead, all I can offer you is a picture of what we ate:



This post is turning into an encyclopedia, so I'm going to continue the rest in a Part II of this post.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

On its way

Things have been super busy lately, which is why I haven't had the time to post anything at all. Things that I'd like to talk about are ZuriFascht, tram encounters with old German grandmothers, German phone calls, and food, of course. I promise to be back over the weekend and post details on all of the above.

In the meantime, I leave you with a couple of IMs that my brother has sent me over the last few months. This will help you understand the depth of my trauma and could even provide a deeper understanding in identifying the cause of my madness:

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Bro: Hmm. You are plump.
Me: Where?! In what pictures!?
Bro: In general. It's a fact of life that cannot be ignored.

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Bro: Hmm. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR ASCENSION?
Me: I said I will research and let you know by monday evening
Bro: You don't research. You eat cheese and get fat. Hence the question remains.
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Bro: (in lieu of hello) FAT.
Me:...at least I'm not balding.
Bro: Bald is in. Fat is not.
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There are many more, but for now, these will have to do. Rejoice in my embarrassment, you know you want to :-P

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Family Time

Half of my family (that is my mom and my dad) are technologically challenged. This has been a chronic illness that they never really could get rid of. But, they are trying. My mom started using email and Word documents in the recent past - and my brother and I would get emails on a daily basis on how to save, how to delete, how to bring back the deleted copy, etc. The most recurring theme with emails was, "I wrote an email but Microsoft ate it so now I can't write another email bye."

My mom doesn't believe in punctuation when it comes to emails. According to her, it "gets in the way of the typing." Thanks to my nineteen year old cousin that she is BFF with, she recently discovered Facebook. I accidentally accepted her friend request(the technical challenges sometime trickle down to the next generation too), but she tried for a long time to get my brother to accept her as a friend without much luck. Finally, to stop the asking, he just went ahead and accepted her. She was ecstatic. As we all know, you aren't really a family until Facebook says so. Anyway, below is the email that she sent me to express her joy at my brother adding her on "face book":

jigu (me) dikshu(my brother) accepted me as a friend ,philosopher and guide --its amazing ---i mean on face book-- so now we can hang out in face book what are you doing



your loving ,caring and sharing mom


Now are we convinced that my insanity is hereditary?